MAC plushglass in bountiful aka i could never be a food blogger.

<---pretty pink gloss, nothing too remarkable about it. if it hadnt been a gift i wouldnt even notice it. also---doesnt anyone else notice that the photo swatches on mac.com are sort of...suggestive?

i know that up close it aint no thang(its kind of pretty, actually)but from about a foot away...it's sort of vaginal-looking to me. there, i said it. go ahead and make fun, i see what i see though...


i could really never be a food blogger though. first of all...id feel dumb snapping a photo of everything i eat. i see blogs with beautiful photographs and i know that the creators have some sense of how to carry what must be a weird situation off...but i dont. when i photographed when i was younger, i never encountered anything like food photography in any of my classes or workshops either. life is weird. the other reason is because...i eat weird things at weird times.

10am: drink can of seltzer and handful of cheerios.

1:30pm: eat twelve baby carrots after licking off the red pepper hummus from trader joes(SO GOOD). peel a grapefruit, remove the fruit from the membranes(they're bitter), eat fruit, remember to throw away peel after it dries on a counter for about twenty minutes.

4pm: secretly share the last two inches of a bag of peanut butter pretzels with a co-worker during playground time(we can't eat peanuts in the building in case of an allergy).

7pm: come home, eat tomato-rice soup(my mom's a good cook, but i always pick out the mushrooms), forage for another grapefruit, repeat process from before.

imagine photos for all of that mess? it's crazy.