MAC lip pencil in spice aka "NO SALT ON THE PRETZEL."

<--this is such a silly thing to get uppity about, but i'm actually a fan of the *pro longwear* lip pencil in nice 'n spicy, which is absolutely the same exact shade in a slightly more locked in formula. spice is one of those shades that a lot of women might consider "universal", a kind of nudish-pinkish-slightly-plummy shade. it reminded me a lot of NARS sex machine without the slightly cooler undertones(or $10 more price...though i do love NARS).
no salt on the pretzel because, like most people who've been there, i'm obsessed with trader joe's(and have the amazing fortune to have worked 100 yards away from one for the past 5 years)and since i was low on grapefruits-i eat a grapefruit every day, i really like them and that vitamin C is sickkk-and since my family was eating white castle for dinner, i decided to do a little shopping and get a wrap for dinner. a wrap turned into a bunch of exotic fruit that i dont even know how to eat(star fruit???), a case of seltzer, a BOX of darrell lea liquorice that my father is currently housing, 2 different wraps because there was a hummus one that sounded good and my love, the turkey club, and 3 bags of peanut butter pretzels. which i can get at the cvs for $.59, but whatever. for some reason i failed to realize that these pretzels have no salt on them, even though it's printed in literally huge letters on the bag, and the bag itself is red and not blue, like the traditional salted ones. which is all fine, but i'm an idiot and i didnt notice--until i was chewing and realized something's missing. MORON.

who misses words as big as that?