mac cremestick liner in sublime culture aka i was putting this on during the quake!

<--i semi-lucked out with this. obviously, i loved the name(tell me, are you a badfish, too?)but the formula is amaaazing and the color is decent too, sort of like spice pencil but pinker. i'd forgotten i even had it until i found it in my backpack from last winter.

so i was tinkering around, putting it on(this is how i spend my day off, by the way...quite the little tuesday)and i feel a legit earthquake. correction: i feel what i think is a seizure at first-obviously the epileptic kid is gonna go there first-and i wonder if i'm having some weird moment of clarity first, like Dostoevsky was always writing about and possibly making up. NO, HEATHER. it was an earthquake, a small ass one, thank God, but still an earthquake that caused my dog to freak out, my mom to call me, freaking out, and one of my plants to fall. new york is obviously reacting the way we always do, with total chaos and terror, probably shutting down everything for the next twelve hours. i'll never live on the west coast, that was pretty damned terrifying and it wasnt even centered in jersey--it was in virginia(in true urban survival mode, i was so nervous that i bothered to text a still-cordial ex who's vacationing down there with a frantic "ARE YOU GUYS ALIVE? Y OR N?"). NOT good times.