<---i love plushglass. bountiful looks bubblegum pink on me, which is nice when i have a light tan but too jersey shore when i'm in summer mode. i'm currently in summer mode...clearly.
i was home sick today. i hate calling out sick, especially if i have to announce that i'm hanging up to throw up--what? it's not like i'm awful and have no manners even in times of intestinal panic. so that entertained me from 3ish til about 7:30...then the clouds parted and i woke up again at eleven, famished and bored out of my mind.
"a sick day, a study in human behaviour," by heather:
-wake up slightly before noon to an ungrateful dog and hunger which i was too scared to address.
-wander around the house for at least five minutes, seeing if anyone's home that i might've overlooked. indeed, it was just h and the dog today.
-forget that bedroom tv broke on monday(i honestly dont know why, but comcast upgraded us and now my tv is incompatible with their servers), and screw around with remote control for the remaining minutes until i realize its 1:30. im still hungry.
-text back some frantic coworkers and bored significant other(s?)who've chosen to release their fear of my absence and possible demise in all caps. CAPS DONT MAKE ME SHOW UP, YO.
-fill up a queue at MAC, on Amazon, on Etsy, and on Nordstrom while inspecting temptalia.com for releases and twitter to see what that cute girl from WNST is doing(i assume it involves pink shin guards. she is a friend because of this).
-empty all queues and responsibly make a list of "things i need to buy" to "things i want to buy".
-giggle over how long the list is. girl, i shop like a fucking machine.
-father comes home and offers white castle burgers. i glare. he leaves, wordlessly.
-still lament hunger. nervously nibble some cheese nips-i absolutely prefer them over cheez its unless its the tabasco ones. i'll be honest this time, they're delightful-and stare into space.
-fail at napping. twice.
-fail at reading. four times.
-thank God that sibling is home to entertain me. she finds out i was throwing up and promptly runs away.
-update blog.
what a life. :)
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