Monday, July 5, 2010

bubble yum lipbalm aka "it's because you have silver jeans ass."

<--i really love novelty lip balm. especially the horrible kind from funk and standard(i love anything at funk and standard, to be honest)that's really just gimmicky and tastes nothing like its supposed to taste like. i have this terrible tootsie roll one somewhere too. amazing and gross.

(and, really...? that's not even laughable. it's just weird.)

silver jeans because i got free stuff at this farmer's market in hoboken*. my friend was mad because this guy with a cart gave me an extra pint of blackberries(or whatever they're sold in, so good!)and she insisted it was because i was having a good ass day. i have this theory that anyone has a great ass in silver jeans because they cut them well and the pockets are always positioned correctly...but i only use the theory on myself(i also had this same theory about gap jeans in high school before i upgraded. i'm pretty sure eventually i'll convert to true religion jeans and ruin my entire concept). the incredible thing about having a good ass day is that everything else feels okay too...like a bad hair day is more avoidable if you know your ass looks good. emotional distress is weather-able when your badonk is at peak performance. it's true, it's true.

iphone, therefore i am. i also dont know how to use that thing, but i wanted a piece of innovative technology, dammit. good times! i also had to get another EEG friday! my whole life is a big party--except for the past few weeks it's kinda been one of those lame office birthday parties with a supermarket cake and minimal decorations. guess what...at least there's cake. think about it.

[*edit: oh sorry, it was jersey city, not hoboken. i never know where i am...if there's water and i can see the city i'm happy, that's all there is to it.]

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